{"product_id":"platoon-f-bundle","title":"Platoon F: Sci-Fi Bundle","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning: This bundle has been known to cause public laughing fits, side-eye from strangers, and at least one spilled drink.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eIf your science fiction runs best on laughs, innuendo, filthy jokes, and more twists than you can shake a blaster at, join the club. Eleven books. Four series. Zero dignity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlatoon F\u003c\/strong\u003e — \u003cem\u003e5 novellas, 5 novels, and 1 bonus short story\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA series that's \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eintended for totally immature adult audiences. There are pervy situations, innuendo, sophomoric humor, and so on…and it’s all wrapped around a deeply-threaded storyline that spans many missions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCommodore Don Harr is being punished due to a military mistake. He has been physically altered, given a new identity, and placed in charge of the antiquated ship known as \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eThe SSMC Reluctant\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTheir first task is to fly the old beast around the planet in celebration of her fiftieth anniversary. But during flight, new orders arrive. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHarr learns that their true mission is to destroy a nearby Kortnor space station. Worse, it's a suicide mission.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eAnd that's the just the beginning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eYou get:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMission 1\u003c\/strong\u003e: The SSMC Reluctant\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMission 2\u003c\/strong\u003e: Angry Robots\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMission 3\u003c\/strong\u003e: The SSMC Voyeur\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMission 4\u003c\/strong\u003e: Earthlings\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMission 5\u003c\/strong\u003e: Synthetic DNA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMission 6\u003c\/strong\u003e: Warped Conduit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMission 7\u003c\/strong\u003e: Kidnap on Fantasy Planet\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMission 8\u003c\/strong\u003e: Veli Unveiled\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMission 9\u003c\/strong\u003e: The Search for Veli\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMission 10\u003c\/strong\u003e: Uniglobe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBonus - Mission 0\u003c\/strong\u003e: Liberating the Package\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEleven missions. One bundle. Loads of laughs!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"John P. Logsdon","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54159399616811,"sku":"PLATOON-F-SCI-FI-BUNDLE","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0699\/0315\/5499\/files\/platoon_f_sf_bundle_594e73d8-eb96-4439-9b85-90dc543661ce.webp?v=1789576387","url":"https:\/\/store.johnplogsdon.com\/products\/platoon-f-bundle","provider":"John P. Logsdon","version":"1.0","type":"link"}